Home Sweet Horn

Maybe if I say it enough, I’ll get used to the idea.

Manuel: Why did Jesus die on the cross?

Mom (trying to quickly think of the simplest answer possible):
So we can go to heaven.

Manuel: I want to go to heaven, there’s candy there.

Patrick: Dad, if I become a Priest, and you ever come to me for Confession, we are going to have to discuss how you lied about there not being anymore water in the fridge.

It could happen.

Me: Katie, I called you, why didn’t you answer?

Her: Well, I heard you, but then you didn’t call again, so I figured you didn’t really need me.

Talk to me when it’s not 95 degrees and he isn’t putting his food in his hair every day.

His Mother records every silly thing he says on this blog. Like tonight, his two current obsessions, baseball and balls, collided when he asked, “Are Lou Gherig’s balls in the Baseball Hall of Fame?”

“Total non-retention has kept my education from being a burden to me.”

Flannery O’Connor